SET OF PEOPLE YOU CAN GO INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH AND YOU DIE IN 6 MONTHS, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND HYPERTENSION. [Jokes but Truth Version]



TOP 4 ON THE LIST RATING IN PERCENTAGE

1.   Celebrities ... 100% in one month you are dead, especially the actors and actress. We dont need to argue on this.


2.   Models 98% 2 months: Here you have already started developing symptoms.


3.   TV and Radio presenters 90% 3 months after countless headaches and fights.


4.   Slay Kings and Queens 80% because they'll keep coming 4 your resources till they send you back to village to think about your life. Here we call them, spirit of your fathers or mothers house.


OTHER'S

5.   Yahoo boys and girls: 70% very favourable but risky, the more you receive their money, the more they will use your head or life for rituals for more money for the next girls sending you to hell early, so be careful 😂😂😂


6.   Young politicians 60%: Here is diplomatic. Their relationship life highly diplomatic so they play in a tricky and tactful way. My dear you can't monitor their activities because they are always on a tour and lodging in a hotel and they are not always alone, trust me. And if their partner call them asking them about how the meeting was going, my dear the meeting is always fine but there's another meeting to meet with the party chairman tomorrow, then the governor 🥴🥴


So the question is:
·       Have you ever been in a diplomatic relationship?
·       What were your experiences like?
             
             You can share with us Here

7.   Young female nurse/doctor 49.9%: A little safe but the risk is high because once they have seen what they are not suppose to see, theyll start comparing it with what they already have and thereby seeking for more.

And because they know what to do, they will buy it for you asking you to use it just to satisfy them and if u dont, my dear you relationship is at risk. They will start seeing someone else.

Though they will/may show you the red lights but some may not.
Do you have any experience on this?
Please share with us.

This is just a summary of the main article in form of jokes, but its not a joke, its real and its happening in our daily living.

The extended and more detailed version will soon be publish on this blog Noelbix Jeez Blog


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